THE ILLEST AND THE REALEST

me: hi may i get a caramel frappuccino
starbucks: sure. may i get your name please
me: esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez

MOTHER FUCKING ART

greieves:

haulaer:

amberny:

splinterg:

hailshe:

HOW
IS
THIS
FUCKING
POSSIBLE

how

mind fucking blown man

oh my god

(via the-absolute-best-gifs)

theuppitynegras:

pulitzerprincess:

looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year

smoke one for Christ

mzpoetic:

this is cute :) lol

bogqueen:

seabsie:

thedailywhat:

App of the Day: Icelanders Can Bump Phones to Make Sure They Aren’t Related Before Sex
Are you terrified of love stories in Greek mythology? If you ever need to do a background check on your date to make sure he or she is not your distant cousin, well, there’s an app for that. Software engineers in Iceland have scraped publicly available genealogy data to create ÍslendigaApp, a mobile Android app which allows its users to bump their phones together to check if they are blood-related before making any traumatic mistake. When a match is too close, the device will sound off an “inc*st alarm,” notifying the two users that they should probably keep their clothes on.

#is this a… common problem in iceland?

there’s only a couple hundred thousand people in iceland so yeah probably. it’s only been populated since like the 800s

forgetpolitics:

My life in a nutshell

guawa:

florael:

klassy-youth:

lushreef:

hatess:

itsperfucked:

spaades:

Found both finally :))

the no-makeup one is so much prettier

i’m so obsessed with this photo

they even whitened the white in her eye

Love this so much

This is my favourite photo on tumblr

q’d

Kanye West ft. Frank Ocean // New Slaves

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double9style:

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